Trivia Question: Which NCAA Women’s Basketball Coach has the most wins and is generally regarded, arguably, as the best coach in the NCAA of any team in any sport?
Here are a few hints: This coach has a record of 1,005 –193 (a winning percentage of 83.9), has been to the NCAA women’s tournament Final Four 18 times in the tournament’s 28 year history and has won the tournament 8 times.
I’m writing this smack in the middle of the holiday season (Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Day). This is the slower, more relaxed time of the year for many businesses (except retailers) as it is for InTime. The marketing and sales folks here are laying out plans for the coming new year and there are no conventions or trade shows to attend. The installations are still occurring, new customers are coming on board, technical support is still running, the developers are still cranking out new features for our products but the pace is noticeably more relaxed.
With that in mind, I thought I’d submit a little bit of cop humor to brighten your day to help you relax as well.
The following are actual comments made by police officers during their day as captured on in-car video and remote mics.
‘You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through’
‘Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them a while’
‘If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document’
‘If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired’
‘Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you’
‘You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?’
‘Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?’
‘Warning, you want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket’
‘The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?’
‘Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop’
‘Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven’
‘In God we trust, all others we run through NCIS’
‘How big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?’
‘No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can’
‘I’m glad to hear that the Chief is a personal friend of yours so you know someone who can post your bail’
‘You don’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t . . . sign here’
Now think about that last one for just a moment!
I hope you all had a wonderful holiday season and be safe out there.
Trivia Answer: Pat Summitt, all her records are with the University of Tennessee.
